I am destined to speak ill of this one woman yet again. I suppose she's creating for me moments like these; moments to have a pure, uncensored bitch fest about how ignorant, selfish, obtuse self righteous, etc. people can really be.
My first Ice Cream and Napalm blog was about a woman who had sent me an religious chain email which stated that if I denounce the Christian God in any way I would die and burn in Hell. I, as you have read, have never wanted to laugh and cry so hard at the same time. The contents of that email was burned on my brain and I doubt I will forget about it soon...sorry...
In any light, SHE HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!
This woman has decided to give me her all powerful opinion yet again. She did not only offend me the first time with her religious propaganda, but a second time with a shot to my integrity as a professional. THAT is bullshit...bullshit I tell you!!!
The short version : I was recently laid off. The School I was working for went bankrupt and closed all 26 of their campuses. Over 1000 employees laid off all at once. My fiance' and I BOTH taught at this school (my fiance' was actually head of student administration at our campus) and BOTH lost our jobs at the same time. Not really the easiest thing to handle, especially during this shit recession. The problem was this. Collect unemployment in Charlotte, NC (where we had moved FOR the school to teach at that specific newly opened campus) where we don't know any one and have no family OR go 8 hours West to Tennessee where ALL of my family is. (not to mention my cousin lives in TN also and has a very successful production company that he desperately needs help with...JOB!!) We chose Tennessee NATURALLY. I informed everyone who I had formed professional relationships with in Charlotte and they all understood...EXCEPT this fucking chick! She owns a wedding planning company and hired me to do her videography for this spring and summer season. It was horrible to leave her high and dry...I know this...so I gave her contact info for several other videographers AND EVEN some of my former students who had their own equipment. She was set! She had someone in 24 hours! Yet she STILL emails me and calls me unprofessional!!! That I put her and her clients in a "compromising position".
Dude...I just lost my JOB. My LIFE. IN A STRANGE PLACE. We had only lived in Charlotte for 7 months! Of COURSE we're going to move!!! How many times do you hear of a couple living and working together and they get laid off AT THE SAME TIME. (granted, the school closed so EVERYONE got laid off...) Why is there any sort of room in your mind to criticize my professional fortitude, especially after I was forth coming and honest with you and did EVERYTHING in my power to fix the problem ASAP? I did her a SOLID by throwing her names of videographers, which I was NOT in ANY WAY obligated to do. How dare she ASSUME I have a "fault" in my current situation, therefore having "fault" in not being able to work for her!!
I truly am sick of the Bible Belt. I have no problems with religion itself, just problems with the kind of people it produces. People that send you religious emails and don't even know your denomination or if you're even a person of faith to begin with. People who tell you that if you don't live your life a certain way, or the way they do, that it's wrong. People that insist they are the only ones on the face of the planet, so if you don't do for them, you are a horrible person. People that have no idea what the real world is like and sit in their little bubbles of convenience and pray for luck and wealth and blame YOU when it doesn't happen.
My sister is a blunt, morbid person at times. But she said it best. "I hope they all die in a couch fire".
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Run For Your Lives!!! The Sheeple Are Attacking!!!
The CRAP people send in an email. JESUS! (<---- might be doomed for all eternity for that...)
This no named individual (no, you're not getting their name) sent me this bullshit, self righteous, Nazi brain wash chain email and I want to share it with you.
According to this email, if you smoke, are bi-sexual, (God FORBID you're gay) crack a joke about God or the Bible (of course the words "God" & "Bible" change for your specific religion, but applies to all) put the lyrics "highway to hell" in your song, if you're John Lennon, or are in politics, God, in all his glory, will decent from heaven shooting bolts of lightning from his eye balls and shouting "I shall smite theeeeeeeee!!!!!". Then you die a horrible and painful death and go to hell for all eternity.
Awesome. And we think Scientologists are out of their minds.
Tell me what you think about this email huh? Am I going to hell? (Well, the "hell" that is so often spoken of in regards to your consequence if you don't pay your taxes or go to church on Sunday...) Or am I just one of the minority who thinks this "religion" broo-ha-ha has gone WAY too far for WAY too long and is causing global retardation and sheep-like thinking patterns.
But what do I know? When there are chain letters like this one, who needs freedom of thought?! It's SO much easier to just be afraid. Yeah...that's what I'm gunna do from now on...live my life in FEAR!!! YAY!!!!
(NOTE : Notice how they had to say "The Man Who Built The Titanic". What, you can't GOOGLE the mans name real quick!?!?!? And JUST for the record, the only person who was thought to have said that was NOT the guy who built the Titanic (Thomas Andrews). They thought it was said by a White Star Line employee, but the only documented quote of that specific phrase was made by Roses retard fiance' in the MOVIE "Titanic". WOW I hope these people don't breed. Also, I have NOT altered ANY grammar or punctuation, soooooooo good luck.)
Buckle up...here we go...
"DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS?
I SURE DIDNT TILL NOW!
Death Is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely Death!
Make a personal reflection about this.....
Very Interesting, read until the End......
It Is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):
'Be Not deceived; God is not mocked:For Whatsoever a man sow,That Shall he also reap.
Here Are some men and women Who Mocked God :
John Lennon (Singer):
Some Years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: 'Christianity Will end, it will disappear.I do Not have to argue about That. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966).
Lennon, After saying that the Beatles were more famous Than Jesus Christ, was shot six Times.
Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil )
During The Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would Remove him from Presidency.
Sure He got the votes, but he got sick a day before Being made President, then he Died.
Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and Poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro )
While Smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke Into the air and said:'God, that's for You.' He Died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible Manner.
The Man who built the Titanic
After The construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him How safe the Titanic would be. With An ironic tone he said: 'Not Even God can sink it'The Result: I think you All know what happened to the Titanic.
Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She Was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation Of a showHe Said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to Her.
After Hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: 'I don't need your Jesus'. A week later, she was found dead in her apartment
Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'. On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car
My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.' She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It' s Already Full
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken
Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)
said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.
Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive. 'Jesus'
If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone.
So are you going to have courage to send this?
I have done my part, Jesus said 'If you are embarrassed about me, I will also be embarrassed about you before my father.'
You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this. No way!
I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T.D. Jakes '8 Second Prayer.' Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!
Pass this message to 8 people {EXCEPT YOU AND ME}.You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore and let God bless you."
Yup, that just happened... I for one need to go throw up.
This no named individual (no, you're not getting their name) sent me this bullshit, self righteous, Nazi brain wash chain email and I want to share it with you.
According to this email, if you smoke, are bi-sexual, (God FORBID you're gay) crack a joke about God or the Bible (of course the words "God" & "Bible" change for your specific religion, but applies to all) put the lyrics "highway to hell" in your song, if you're John Lennon, or are in politics, God, in all his glory, will decent from heaven shooting bolts of lightning from his eye balls and shouting "I shall smite theeeeeeeee!!!!!". Then you die a horrible and painful death and go to hell for all eternity.
Awesome. And we think Scientologists are out of their minds.
Tell me what you think about this email huh? Am I going to hell? (Well, the "hell" that is so often spoken of in regards to your consequence if you don't pay your taxes or go to church on Sunday...) Or am I just one of the minority who thinks this "religion" broo-ha-ha has gone WAY too far for WAY too long and is causing global retardation and sheep-like thinking patterns.
But what do I know? When there are chain letters like this one, who needs freedom of thought?! It's SO much easier to just be afraid. Yeah...that's what I'm gunna do from now on...live my life in FEAR!!! YAY!!!!
(NOTE : Notice how they had to say "The Man Who Built The Titanic". What, you can't GOOGLE the mans name real quick!?!?!? And JUST for the record, the only person who was thought to have said that was NOT the guy who built the Titanic (Thomas Andrews). They thought it was said by a White Star Line employee, but the only documented quote of that specific phrase was made by Roses retard fiance' in the MOVIE "Titanic". WOW I hope these people don't breed. Also, I have NOT altered ANY grammar or punctuation, soooooooo good luck.)
Buckle up...here we go...
"DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS?
I SURE DIDNT TILL NOW!
Death Is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely Death!
Make a personal reflection about this.....
Very Interesting, read until the End......
It Is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):
'Be Not deceived; God is not mocked:For Whatsoever a man sow,That Shall he also reap.
Here Are some men and women Who Mocked God :
John Lennon (Singer):
Some Years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: 'Christianity Will end, it will disappear.I do Not have to argue about That. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966).
Lennon, After saying that the Beatles were more famous Than Jesus Christ, was shot six Times.
Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil )
During The Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would Remove him from Presidency.
Sure He got the votes, but he got sick a day before Being made President, then he Died.
Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and Poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro )
While Smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke Into the air and said:'God, that's for You.' He Died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible Manner.
The Man who built the Titanic
After The construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him How safe the Titanic would be. With An ironic tone he said: 'Not Even God can sink it'The Result: I think you All know what happened to the Titanic.
Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She Was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation Of a showHe Said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to Her.
After Hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: 'I don't need your Jesus'. A week later, she was found dead in her apartment
Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'. On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car
My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.' She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It' s Already Full
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken
Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)
said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.
Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive. 'Jesus'
If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone.
So are you going to have courage to send this?
I have done my part, Jesus said 'If you are embarrassed about me, I will also be embarrassed about you before my father.'
You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this. No way!
I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T.D. Jakes '8 Second Prayer.' Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!
Pass this message to 8 people {EXCEPT YOU AND ME}.You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore and let God bless you."
Yup, that just happened... I for one need to go throw up.
Location:Charlotte, NC
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