Saturday, July 4, 2009

King Bong vs Trogzilla


To : Trogzilla
From : Your "Distraction"


Good Morning,

First, I wanted to take a moment to thank you for taking time out of your "busy day" to read what I have so wanted to get off of my chest for the past few weeks now. I say thank you to you, of all people, only to show that it is possible to acknowledge a persons time and effort, even though your personal opinion of that person might equal most peoples opinion of Hitler. (without the mass genocide of course)

I suppose you know, despite your lack of attention to detail, I am the cousin of the man who's professional life you've taken over. Not to mention a part of his personal life. This, naturally, concerns me. When I was told you were being brought on as "partner" to his company, I smiled. "Good", I said. "He needs the help". I found out I was terribly wrong, very soon after I had met you. You, ma'am are not a "partner" at all. Seldom, in professional situations, do I see a so called "partner" dictate "what needs to happen" to a man that whom without his idea, resources and drive, you would not have anything to become "partner" to. Never have I seen a "partner", with self proclaimed abilities of professionalism and skill be completely unprofessional and amateur. Never have I seen a "partner" who only has the means (aka $$$) to such a status because of relentless and sometimes forced cooperation from her parents. Plus, the fact that you still live with your parents is a shocker considering you're 30 years old. It's quite annoying having you dictate how to manage money to a man who owns his own house. You apparently don't have phenomenal money management skills since you can't even afford your own place to live. Or is it just that you can't stand the thought of not having mommy and daddy right there to bail you out around every corner. Or maybe you're afraid to loose your allowance. One word of friendly advice while I'm on this subject. Don't announce your "availability" to people know you and where and how you live. They will probably come up with the conclusion "So, she's tired of living off of her parents so it's time to get a boyfriend to move in with". At least I did. That probably won't happen anyway, because even the backwoods men of Dunlap want a chick with a job. Especially at 30. (Ha! ... that was mean)

I touched on professionalism a line or two ago. Let me revisit that subject by first saying how unorganized and unprofessional you have been since the very first time I met you at your mothers office. The way you addressed me and talked to me turned me off from the start. In the real world of starting a business, when you meet new employees 9and I use that term loosely) you usually ask them a little about themselves. You ask what they plan to being to the table. You start the relationship off on a positive note by at least acting interested, and fucking thankful for that matter, in what this person is going to do for you. Especially when you're not going to be paying them. I came to this god forsaken city in the middle of nowhere to help my cousin down his road to success. Because I believe in his idea. (the idea has now been bastardized by you, by the way) Therefore, I am not at all complaining about the fact that I am not getting paid. Actually, no one in our team has complained about not getting paid. We see the bigger picture. Get it done. Do it right. Make some money in the end, however long it takes. The only thing you have been focused on is what we are all lacking. You have been so negative when it comes to everyone's "interest" level. Have you ever once sat down and asked us what our plans are? Have you ever sat down to confirm these opinions of "oh, they're just going to leave in a few months, so they really don't care like we do". No. You have never done that. Especially with my younger cousin. You were nothing but snotty and condescending to him the entire time he was here because "he's just going to leave in a few weeks so his opinions and ideas don't matter." All of those examples don't even scratch the surface of your unprofessionalism. You have a lot to learn about being a functioning and successful business owner, team player, and above all, a rational and appreciative human being.

In conclusion (and I really shouldn't end here, I just think I've said enough) I would like to say just one more thing. Look around you. Look at you geographic position in life. You are in fucking Dunlap, Tennessee! This is not LA, New York City, or even Tampa for that matter! You are NOT in a large enough market to see yourself as the miss know-it-all that you do. I have only been in the media business for 2 years and I feel I know more then you about larger and more demanding markets. Don't take yourself so god damned seriously. Do your fucking research. Find out what's up and coming on your subject matter and content. Don't think you have all the fucking answers. People would like you more.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

My "Unprofessionalism"

I am destined to speak ill of this one woman yet again. I suppose she's creating for me moments like these; moments to have a pure, uncensored bitch fest about how ignorant, selfish, obtuse self righteous, etc. people can really be.

My first Ice Cream and Napalm blog was about a woman who had sent me an religious chain email which stated that if I denounce the Christian God in any way I would die and burn in Hell. I, as you have read, have never wanted to laugh and cry so hard at the same time. The contents of that email was burned on my brain and I doubt I will forget about it soon...sorry...

In any light, SHE HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!

This woman has decided to give me her all powerful opinion yet again. She did not only offend me the first time with her religious propaganda, but a second time with a shot to my integrity as a professional. THAT is bullshit...bullshit I tell you!!!

The short version : I was recently laid off. The School I was working for went bankrupt and closed all 26 of their campuses. Over 1000 employees laid off all at once. My fiance' and I BOTH taught at this school (my fiance' was actually head of student administration at our campus) and BOTH lost our jobs at the same time. Not really the easiest thing to handle, especially during this shit recession. The problem was this. Collect unemployment in Charlotte, NC (where we had moved FOR the school to teach at that specific newly opened campus) where we don't know any one and have no family OR go 8 hours West to Tennessee where ALL of my family is. (not to mention my cousin lives in TN also and has a very successful production company that he desperately needs help with...JOB!!) We chose Tennessee NATURALLY. I informed everyone who I had formed professional relationships with in Charlotte and they all understood...EXCEPT this fucking chick! She owns a wedding planning company and hired me to do her videography for this spring and summer season. It was horrible to leave her high and dry...I know this...so I gave her contact info for several other videographers AND EVEN some of my former students who had their own equipment. She was set! She had someone in 24 hours! Yet she STILL emails me and calls me unprofessional!!! That I put her and her clients in a "compromising position".

Dude...I just lost my JOB. My LIFE. IN A STRANGE PLACE. We had only lived in Charlotte for 7 months! Of COURSE we're going to move!!! How many times do you hear of a couple living and working together and they get laid off AT THE SAME TIME. (granted, the school closed so EVERYONE got laid off...) Why is there any sort of room in your mind to criticize my professional fortitude, especially after I was forth coming and honest with you and did EVERYTHING in my power to fix the problem ASAP? I did her a SOLID by throwing her names of videographers, which I was NOT in ANY WAY obligated to do. How dare she ASSUME I have a "fault" in my current situation, therefore having "fault" in not being able to work for her!!

I truly am sick of the Bible Belt. I have no problems with religion itself, just problems with the kind of people it produces. People that send you religious emails and don't even know your denomination or if you're even a person of faith to begin with. People who tell you that if you don't live your life a certain way, or the way they do, that it's wrong. People that insist they are the only ones on the face of the planet, so if you don't do for them, you are a horrible person. People that have no idea what the real world is like and sit in their little bubbles of convenience and pray for luck and wealth and blame YOU when it doesn't happen.

My sister is a blunt, morbid person at times. But she said it best. "I hope they all die in a couch fire".

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Run For Your Lives!!! The Sheeple Are Attacking!!!

The CRAP people send in an email. JESUS! (<---- might be doomed for all eternity for that...)

This no named individual (no, you're not getting their name) sent me this bullshit, self righteous, Nazi brain wash chain email and I want to share it with you.

According to this email, if you smoke, are bi-sexual, (God FORBID you're gay) crack a joke about God or the Bible (of course the words "God" & "Bible" change for your specific religion, but applies to all) put the lyrics "highway to hell" in your song, if you're John Lennon, or are in politics, God, in all his glory, will decent from heaven shooting bolts of lightning from his eye balls and shouting "I shall smite theeeeeeeee!!!!!". Then you die a horrible and painful death and go to hell for all eternity.

Awesome. And we think Scientologists are out of their minds.


Tell me what you think about this email huh? Am I going to hell? (Well, the "hell" that is so often spoken of in regards to your consequence if you don't pay your taxes or go to church on Sunday...) Or am I just one of the minority who thinks this "religion" broo-ha-ha has gone WAY too far for WAY too long and is causing global retardation and sheep-like thinking patterns.

But what do I know? When there are chain letters like this one, who needs freedom of thought?! It's SO much easier to just be afraid. Yeah...that's what I'm gunna do from now on...live my life in FEAR!!! YAY!!!!

(NOTE : Notice how they had to say "The Man Who Built The Titanic". What, you can't GOOGLE the mans name real quick!?!?!? And JUST for the record, the only person who was thought to have said that was NOT the guy who built the Titanic (Thomas Andrews). They thought it was said by a White Star Line employee, but the only documented quote of that specific phrase was made by Roses retard fiance' in the MOVIE "Titanic". WOW I hope these people don't breed. Also, I have NOT altered ANY grammar or punctuation, soooooooo good luck.)



Buckle up...here we go...



"DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS?

I SURE DIDNT TILL NOW!

Death Is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely Death!

Make a personal reflection about this.....

Very Interesting, read until the End......

It Is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):
'Be Not deceived; God is not mocked:For Whatsoever a man sow,That Shall he also reap.

Here Are some men and women Who Mocked God :


John Lennon (Singer):
Some Years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: 'Christianity Will end, it will disappear.I do Not have to argue about That. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966).


Lennon, After saying that the Beatles were more famous Than Jesus Christ, was shot six Times.


Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil )
During The Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would Remove him from Presidency.
Sure He got the votes, but he got sick a day before Being made President, then he Died.


Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and Poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro )
While Smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke Into the air and said:'God, that's for You.' He Died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible Manner.

The Man who built the Titanic
After The construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him How safe the Titanic would be. With An ironic tone he said: 'Not Even God can sink it'The Result: I think you All know what happened to the Titanic.


Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She Was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation Of a showHe Said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to Her.
After Hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: 'I don't need your Jesus'. A week later, she was found dead in her apartment

Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'. On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.

Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car
My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.' She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It' s Already Full
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died,the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken


Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer)
said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive. 'Jesus'

If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone.
So are you going to have courage to send this?
I have done my part, Jesus said 'If you are embarrassed about me, I will also be embarrassed about you before my father.'

You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this. No way!

I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T.D. Jakes '8 Second Prayer.' Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!

Pass this message to 8 people {EXCEPT YOU AND ME}.You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore and let God bless you."







Yup, that just happened... I for one need to go throw up.





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